Oh this poor man.
We had gone to visit my sister in Michigan. Shawn has never been to a beach so I thought his innocent request to walk on the beach (Lake MI) at sunset was just that. An innocent request.
At about 9:30-ish, after I had pulled out fingernail polish to paint my sister's nails, after questioning glances, I looked at Shawn and said, "So I guess we aren't going to the beach?" "We can if you want to." (Poor man) I threw on a little summer dress and some flip flops, he put some shorts, t-shirt and flip flops on and we headed out.
Earlier in the day, my bro-in-law had shown us some places we could park in order to make it out to the pier (Note: We went during Coast Guard week. You never know how busy it will be.) without having to hike from the apartment. We parked in the YMCA parking lot after a failed attempt to park right beside the pier. Stupid campground and it's permit rules. As we are pulling into the Y's parking lot, there is a sign stating that we have to be out by 11:00 pm. I read it to Shawn, and I got "Well, it's only ten o'clock," in return. Ok, let's go!
We start walking, weather is mild, people are milling around, kids are being noisy kids and we are enjoying the THUNDERSTORM brewing nearby. (For those of you that know me, you know my history with lightening) There is a brief discussion, some nervous glances at the clouds, and a consensus that the storm is going in a different direction. Walking, walking, walking and the Feet-dragger-from-Grand-Haven starts following us. What a pet peeve of mine...or anyone's after the person follows you dragging their flip flops through the gritty sand for longer than 30 seconds. (drrrag, drrrrag, drrrag...) I am confident she was going to run us over, so we slowed down and let her pass. F-D-F-G-H eventually turns off, two sweaty teenagers run by and we are blissfully walking side-by-side once again. Wait! What is that? F-D-F-G-H is back? Great. She took a wrong turn to the bathroom. By this point, it's just funny so once she reaches her destination, we can laugh about it. And continue walking.
After a while, we reach the pier and realize there is no rails to keep us on said pier. We could trip and end up in Lake MI before we know what happened. We stay towards the middle. I'm clumsy. We pass a large group of kids jumping off the side of the pier into "really f@*&#(ing shallow water," according to one jumper. We have almost walked to the end of the pier when I spot a group of shady looking characters milling around the dark areas at the edge. I really don't want to go swimming in Lake MI or get accosted by strangers so I ask Shawn if we can stop "here" and go back. And thus begins our journey back.
Fast Forward
We reach the home stretch of the walk and my thighs are burning. Not from the exercise. From the forest fire that my tiny unshaven hairs are trying to start. OMGosh. Hurts so bad. "Ouch."Don't want to walk, but I must. "Ouch, I should have shaved my thighs better this morning, the five o'clock shadow is killing me." Can I make my dress into a shorts set? No. "Ouch." Crap. Keep walking. Waddle? So not attractive. Grimace. Frown. Shut up and bear it. "I SHOULD HAVE USED SUGAR SCRUB TO SHAVE!" "What's sugar scrub?" "YOU KNOW, SUGAR SCRUB. A SCRUB THAT'S MADE FROM SUGAR! IT EXFOLIATES YOUR LEGS SO YOU DON'T START FOREST FIRES WITH YOUR THIGHS!" "So it's not a razor?" "NO!"
We made it to the car. I am confident my legs are bleeding. They are not. Poor man.
The drive home is a little more uneventful. Little traffic, cool breeze, I'm not rubbing my thighs together so there is no friction, we laugh about the walk. Maybe we can do it another night and I'll wear shorts. We park next to the dumpster. I backed in so my door is next to the trash receptacle. We get out. He walks around to my side and hugs me. Tells me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. I echo this. He pulls something out of his pocket. "What is that? Is that for me? Is that for me?" "Will You Marry Me?" "Yes! Of course!"
I can't believe he still asked me after that walk. I love him.